All right bloggers I admit that this one took me a while but my family can attest to my stubbornness so I was determined to make it work. Hopefully you enjoy!
I love dogs, I've always had them and their very presence just seems to calm me when I'm upset but I only like big dogs. Little dogs freak me out, I mean you never know where they're going to come from and one moment they're no where to be seen then suddenly they're under your feet, launching their attack at your ankles! And trust me guys, your ankles getting bit hurts more then you might think it will! So what do little dogs and alligators have in common? The sneak attack!
Well little dogs make their sneak attack by yapping and distracting you by thinking that the worst thing about them is that very obnoxious sound then all the sudden their doing their best to sever major tendons or cause serious damage to any artery that they can reach!
Alligators have a bit of a different sneak attack, one moment you're simply swimming along in some beautiful lake or river, trying to cool off from the heat and then all of the sudden you're getting eaten by an alligator!
So here's what we've learned, alligators are a lot like little dogs and if this random, twisted logic hasn't made you laugh then go read the post 'I like books but I don't like bookstores' and maybe that will do the trick.
Have a great night bloggers but be sure to check back in to read the next post for penguins, racecars, and hotels.
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